Coyote Tracks

Thoughts, links and found objects § Coyote Cartography (home page)

Aug 3, 2007 3:16pm
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Jul 16, 2007 10:14am
Cruft is the stuff that accumulates on code over time. Cruft has no odor, but it stinks. Cruft has no mass, but it weighs the code down. Cruft can’t be seen, but it’s ugly. Cruft cannot be young, it’s always old. Cruft can’t be deliberately added, it only appears when you’re not looking. Cruft can’t be explained to managers, except through awkward car analogies. They still won’t get it because managers drive well-maintained elegant foreign cars like BMW’s, which gather no cruft. Programmers understand, because their Fords and Chevys are practically built of cruft. Harley motorcycles should have cruft, but noise dissipates cruft. Cruft is mysterious. - MarsDefenseMinister (on Slashdot)
Jul 12, 2007 1:36pm
We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area. - Major Mike Shearer, UK military spokesman (via BBC)
Jul 10, 2007 5:17pm
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Jun 29, 2007 11:59am
All told, the launch looks like it is going according to master spinmeister Steve Jobs’s brilliant marketing plan to take away all attention from Paris Hilton yammering on about her time in the pokey. And for this gift alone, we are in his debt forever. - Kara Swisher
Jun 28, 2007 2:59pm
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No matter what else I do, my tombstone will be a giant pineapple. - Rupert Holmes
May 25, 2007 12:51pm
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